future mad cat lady

waltztothemoon:

This is the only redeemable thing about Twilight was this whole monologue.

pkmntrainerlen:

ryannxp:

she threw a table……. she swatted a flying chair with her purse……. and then she caught another chair………… hOW

black wonder woman

pkmntrainerlen:

ryannxp:

she threw a table……. she swatted a flying chair with her purse……. and then she caught another chair………… hOW

black wonder woman

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

graphitedoll:

the sun, the stars, the moon

ahh! sorry i was gone for a long time! i don’t even have a good excuse !!

i was renovating my apartment… then i got caught up trying to buy the perfect things to decorate my newly renovated apartment, then it was 4 month later and i hadn’t drawn a thing…

lifewithajetsetter:

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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^ lmfao

musedotmuoffcial:

Things that unite Europe

  • European Union
  • Eurovision

what are you talking about Eurovision is a fight to the death, it’s our hunger games

eleventhsend:

nintendogamechoi:

partythighs:

nintendogamechoi:

hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH AND BE NICE TO INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO HURT US BESIDES EXIST??????????

***things white people say***

***im not a white person***

snap

everybodyilovedies:

em1ree:

IMAGINE IF TONY HAD ALLOWED THE GOVERNMENT ACCESS TO HIS IRON MAN SUITS

SENATOR STERN WANTED THE SUITS FOR HYDRA

HYDRA WITH HIGHLY WEAPONIZED SUITS

well thanks to natasha now the whole world has the blueprints and coding for all of tony’s tech so you know. but i’m sure nothing’s going to go wrong with that-

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Oh.

oooohhhhhhhhhh….

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homoora:

kagura-shingan:

tricoloredcake:

clavid:

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lost it at the music

it doesn’t seem all that funny but when you get to the eND

I FUCKIBG G FOUDN IT 

Shrek - Shrek Ringtone
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ex-vengeance-demon:

I made this into a ringtone for my phone, and I thought I’d share it.